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thats an awfully hot coffe pot

A popular phrase used by Popular rapper Eminem (M&M, slim shady, weird beard, white guy from D12) in his freestyle "Eminem Rips Donald Trump In BET Hip Hop Awards Freestyle Cypher"
thats an awfully hot coffe pot
by urmomness August 11, 2021
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Coffeeable

The term used to describe a girl or a boy that is newly single and can be taken out for a coffee as an initial date as opposed to "just friends"
Hey, that girl in my class broke up with her bf last week. She's finally coffeeable
by Kidah April 21, 2011
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cofferette

The practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. Or a cigarette with a coffee. The confluence of fag and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. In Latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.
"I'm going out of my mind with stress! Seriously. I'm gonna die! Or kill someone! Or die and THEN kill someone! Help!"

"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."
by mikegloady December 9, 2008
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Coffebeaning

to trick your bed partner into thinking he/her is going to give you oral sex under the duvet, then locking his/her head between your legs and pass gas and faecal matter into their mouth.
Agela: "Oh lord did I not have some fun with Timothy yesterday"
Maggy: "What did you do?"
Angela: "I was totally coffebeaning him in the sanctuary we call our own bedroom. I loved it!"
Maggy: "I want to kiss that sweet mouth of yours, Angela. You know I always loved you. Why don't you love me?"
Angela: "Because you are a hussy. perhaps you should be coffebeand once in a while".
Maggy: "My shitty boyfriend has to soft of a stool to produce the hard pellets needed for such a task"
Angela: "Change his diet to broccoli, that will pas the stool needed to get your relationship up and running again"
Maggy: "but the 'running' is the problem!"
Angela: "You make me laugh, you silly goose!"
by Hiny Peter August 6, 2012
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coffie

Has many meanings, including;

A giant penis.
A sexy girl.
Someone who is very fashionable.
Someone with herpes.
Man, he has a coffie!
by monstermonstermonster October 28, 2008
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Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.
'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'
by Granny pig June 9, 2021
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coffeegrinder

A really disgusting act wherein a man takes dried-up, crumb-like feces and places them on a victim's forehead and crushes them with his dick.
I honestly hope no one has ever performed the sex act known as the coffeegrinder.
by Mr. K May 16, 2004
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