Chuck Norris

1. White Ninja/Cowboy/Actor Guy
2. Someone who throws up all over the drama room at school

1. Damn, Chuck Norris is a pimp
2. James threw up all over the drama room today, so from now on were calling him Chuck Norris.

by Mike March 7, 2004

chuck norris

An expert in the martial arts, a true scholar, and a gentleman. He will one day be the American army... maybe Vin Diesel will be a teammate, but mostly just Chuck.

He doesnt read books, he just stares at them until he gets information.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy in the face... the sheriff was the luckier of the two.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

N. Chuck Norris is God.
V. Did you see the way Mark just Chuck Norrised his girlfriend in the vagina?

by Robthedudeofnyandthatsall April 15, 2006

Chucked

1. When you go out for a few drinks and end up staying there until the bar closes because one of your friends convinces you to stick around. 2.To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then piss it all away 3. Figure of speech. Incapable. Damned. Helpless 'up Creek without a paddle 4. To be violently attacked in the wilderness, up the creek with no paddle, to have sugar put in your gasoline, etc. 5. When you come into contact with a really annoying person. Usually someone with a high opinion of themself.

1. I can't believe it, last night I went out for a beer and just got completely Chucked.
2. man he really chucked that one
3. Being on 'a Gravy train with Biscuit Wheels', and falling off
Having your monthly record shattered by some punk
Not having the balls to tell your old folks you didn't have what it takes to make the big tour
4. "I hope he's not out in the woods by himself he might get chucked".
5. I just got chucked by this guy at the bar.

by wgh December 24, 2006

Chucking a Matt

The act of embracing every opportunity given to you in life.

This one is near impossible, but I'm chucking a Matt and going for it!

by facultyofallan October 9, 2021

haggy chuck

A young boy who sucks his thumb and geishes his blankey.

Jordan aka Haggy Chuck likes to smurf around all day long

by john888111 November 8, 2008

UMm-Chuck

(Noun) - Otherwise known as "Super Chief Engineer UMm-Chuck" or just "Chief" UMm-Chuck is a position held by few that is in charge of multiple tasks. When ever something is broken UMm-Chuck gets the call. Unfortunately, Its is just broken in more ways then can be fixed.

(Verb) - "To UMm-Chuck" is the action of giving deep tissues massages followed by a quick reach around "Boob tap."

Sam: Do you know what UMm-chuck just did?

Chris: No what did he just do?
Sam: He just gave me a back massage and tried to do a fail reach around. Followed by the "I dont know what just happened" and he just walked out of the room..

Chris: Thats a dagger.

by Dagger13 August 29, 2009

chuck noriss

Chuck Noriss is the ultimate man, he has rugged good looks, awesome fighting style and can kill anyone with a simple roundhouse kick, he is also a filmstar and no one will work with him for fear of getting a round house to the face, if he decided to take over the world, no one will be able to stop him

It has once been said Chuck Noriss doesn't sleep...he waits

Chuck Noriss doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

by Bundy Circle December 24, 2005