When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
by StonedSteve March 08, 2009
The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
by Harvey Hand banana May 17, 2011
"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."
"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
by RedSquirrelPssht December 20, 2011
When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance
Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020
Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
by SmoothDogg May 12, 2006
A woman who has a good body and looks attractive from a distance but, upon closer inspection is rather ugly.
by Andre Nacmanie August 19, 2008
When you're about to nut but the model in the porn you jerking off reminds you of someone so you stop.
Male 1: Dude i was fapping to Piper Perri but she reminds me of Samantha so i switch to another chick
Male 2: So Samantha resemblance nut block you?
Male 1: pretty much
Male 2: So Samantha resemblance nut block you?
Male 1: pretty much
by Zcphus June 29, 2018