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to sing like a bird

A) To voluntarily confess your 'secular sins to the cops
B) for monotheists, to confess their religious sins, not actual legal crimes, duringg confession
C) to rat out other members of your criminal enterprise
If you are going sing like a bird definition c), you should probably cowboy up and go to jail , not get witness protection, since you don't want to sing like a bird, definition a) as well.
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Pink Meated Chero Bird (PMCB) 

A deformed bird. Men lay the egg that is bigger than the bird and says PMCB on it. They can not fly they can jump. If they touch humans they fall down onto the ground and the grass makes their wings fall of and the sun makes them shrivel up and die. They eat berries and water bugs. They are actually grey and when people call it pink it's because the water they find the turn it into milk and and mix the red berries with it and makes it pink and they mix it with their spit and to defend themselves it spits that stuff at you. Another name for the Pink Mated Chero Bird is Eastern Phoebe. Blue Jays are their cousins. Baby feet start out big and grow up small. Babies look like baby Eastern Phoebes with huge feet. Their call sounds like a giant dying walrus. Their nest are 5ft long and 3ft deep made of nothing but sticks. It is very very very hard to find. Their life cycle is: bugs-mosquitoes-PMBC-bears-humans. they go up to trees, spit on them, leaves that turn green-pink fall of the tree, then the tree eventually dies.
Did you see that Pink Meated Chero Bird (PMCB) yesterday?
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fluttering bird 

When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice
Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!

Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!

Wemyss Bird 

A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.

Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.

They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.
Wemyss Bird by Nickel West March 12, 2008

goochy-bird 

I have a goochy-bird named Paris Hilton.
The anus of a gay male.
FUCK ME IN THE HE-BIRD!!!

You could fit a watermelon up that he-bird.
he-bird by PinkPlasticJesus December 19, 2009

Hummin bird 

Speaking to a girl
Hey there hummin bird
Hummin bird by poczatek February 10, 2010