beaded curtains

Refers to a series of labia piercings.

Man, that chick's crazy. She has beaded curtains!

by VonnieBeGood July 1, 2011

Beard Neck

Not to be confused with 'Neck Beard'. Beard Neck is what happens when you grow a neck so fat that you have to start creating the trimmed illusion of a jawline with your beard.

Joey: Hey have you seen Zachary recently?
Lord William Montesford III: Nay, One hast not. Why, may I enquire?
Joey: He got fat and grew a Beard Neck dude.
Lord William Montesford III: I also have a Neck Beard though, young Joey.
Joey: They're not the same! You have a beard that grows under your jawline... He however, has a jawline no longer and therefor has shaved his facial furniture in to an illusory Beard Neck.

by Master Hudson July 2, 2015

knee beads

The really wide guage beads (each "bead" is about the size of a baseball) that people get on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

Knee beads...because that's what you have to do to earn them...get on your knees.

Jenny got a set of knee beads and a shot in the back of the mouth at the corner of Bourbon and Bienville.

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Captin Beard

n-
1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.

I love Captin Beard!

by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005

jew beard

Scruff or a carefully maintained beard on a jewish male between the ages of 17-24. The jewish male with a "jew beard" is typically from Long Island, Westchester, North Jersey, Greenich, or the suburbs outside of Philidelphia. These jew beards are prominent for attracting jewish women and most women in general.

That kid with the scruff has a serious jew beard. Look at all the girls around him.

by JewishMale June 13, 2011

Neck beard

A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards

Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

Crazy Finger Beams

Crazy Finger Beams are quite simply crazy laser beams you shoot from your finger to destroy mostly annoying Firefox ads, anything named Firefox or a varient of it, and the browser Fireox itself. The orignal user of this was Freeza from Dragon Ball Z but he used it to blow up some black haired monkies and failed.

You: *Browsing the web*

Computer: "You must use Firefox to view this page. Firefox is completely customizable wi-"

You: ... CRAZY FINGER BEAM *shoots Crazy Finger Beams from fingers to blow up the ad and enter the site*

Computer: *displays site*

by CRAZYFINGERBEAMMAN December 9, 2008