Willy

A guy that will cuss at you nonstop talk about shit threaten fuck your family members and will also say i weird shit like boi i masturbate to squid porn and i will fuck your girl

Boy: hey willy wanna be friends

Willy: Suck my dick you stupid ass dumbass chink

by The Anus tickler December 7, 2019

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Willis

Taking a shit as soon as you get out of the shower.

I was late for my date, because I pulled a Willis and had to shower again.

by TrainerTim January 21, 2024

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wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear

My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.

by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025

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twaty little willy

a Hermatherdite bits

an example of twaty little willy is a person who has a penis and a fanny

by leonie baker May 6, 2008

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Dystopian willy

The Dystopian Willy is when your so high that you think your penis is a weird shape or deformed

Bro I was so high that I had to a dystopian Willy

by Dystopian Willy guys September 21, 2025

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A willis is someone who devotes their life to the willis committee, their fellow Willis’, their ‘mates’, inside jokes such as “she’s fed up”, the Hamilton musical, basketball and Theodore Ryan. Every time you are around two willis’ you will know they are there because they just yell out ‘Willis’. A new member of ‘Willis’ is more commonly called a ‘judas’.

Can you tell me the story of how you became a Willis? (Any Willis nearby will subsequently recite wait for it, a song created by Lesley Odom Jr.)

by Willis number one March 12, 2024

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