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noodle

an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa
your a fucking tool noodle
by MANZO January 24, 2008
mugGet the noodlemug.

Noodles

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.
Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!
by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018
mugGet the Noodlesmug.

Noodles

In the term of saying the word "Nudes" but in secret so others won't understand.
Individual 1: Damn last night was lit, got some noodles from Jane.

Individual 2: oh damn sweet bro.

Individual 3: what the hell are u talking about???
by Ralph the producer January 7, 2017
mugGet the Noodlesmug.

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
by mr shush July 27, 2010
mugGet the out of date pot noodlemug.

Noodle Neck

when a person has either a neurological issue, or a bad drug problem where they can't hold their head up, so their ear rest on their shoulder.
Poor Wilbur is so high, he has a noodle neck!
by Chakra882 April 5, 2022
mugGet the Noodle Neckmug.

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.
OMG! You just made me poop noodle!
by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015
mugGet the poop noodlemug.

Noodles

When someones dick gets chopped off by an angry ex-girlfriend and it looks like noodles.
Damn, homie! She chopped yo dick off, it looks like noodles.
by TinglyTaco February 8, 2019
mugGet the Noodlesmug.

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