marshmallow ass

When you have a rear end that's so soft, gropeable, and fat that each buttcheek feels like giant, smooth marshmallows.

"I could use your marshmallow ass as a memory foam pillow all night long!"

by Meaty Man October 7, 2016

Tuna Ass

When you are having sex with a girl she farts.

"We were having sex and she farted. It was a bad case of Tuna Ass."

by JackSheet July 30, 2012

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

ass rodeo

Action in which one person bites the buttocks of another person for as long as they can. This is typically a party game in which someone yells "ass rodeo!" and goes after someone.

That bruise is from last night when Barrie busted out some ass rodeo.

by ap08 March 8, 2008

ass beans

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.

Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.

by jomasta May 27, 2009

Centaur Ass

The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.

Hey, did you see Michael? He's been working out, and definitely has a Centaur Ass now.

by Jessycakes January 24, 2012