by JackSheet March 13, 2012
My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
by Heather Can October 24, 2008
The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
by Weeger December 03, 2008
That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.
by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 09, 2011
Action in which one person bites the buttocks of another person for as long as they can. This is typically a party game in which someone yells "ass rodeo!" and goes after someone.
by ap08 March 08, 2008
Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.
Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.
Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.
by jomasta May 27, 2009
The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.
by Jessycakes January 15, 2012