University of michigan 

A place full of effete snobs, located in the shithole of Ann Arbor, also known as A squared, which its residents are also call, known as arrogant assholes.

U of M is full of assholes

University of michigan by tadsex April 11, 2005

University of Western Ontario 

THE WHITE WASHED PARTY SCHOOL of Canada. White students or white washed students go here bacause they eather didn't get into U of T or they thought U of T was was too hard. They also couldn't get into Queens they think too highly of themselves to go to any other university (like Lakehead). UWO is a wanna-be "Ivy League" school. This preppy school is home to some of the best looking over achieveing students in this polar country! Its one of the oldest and most beautiful universityes ever attracting U of T rejects since 1878.

Prep boy 1: Damm, i never got into to U of T. Well, i didn't wanna turn into a mindless robot anyways.

Prep boy 2: oh so what are u goin to do now?

Prep boy 1: Well, guess ill accept my offer to the University of Western Ontario.
Prep boy 2: Good idea, you can't go wrong with that!

Prep boy 1: Thats right, I won't become a brain washed zombie and ill be hanging out with the hottest people Ever!

University of Western Ontario by Prepboy February 16, 2014

University High School

A small independent high school in San Francisco. The school is very challenging, and it is better than Urban.

Guy 1: What's that cool school in San Francisco?
Guy 2: It's University!

University High School by John Doe January 9, 2005

Stanford University 

Commonly called "The Farm."

Stanford > insert your fav university

...except of course in the subject of hot girls...CAN'T ARGUE THAT ONE.

Stanford pwns. Learn about it.

Stanford University by vlin April 30, 2005

University of Michigan 

School located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Known for a declining football program, ugly women, boring parties, snobby unsocial students, and the Asian Invasion.

U of M's Students claim to be better than those of MSU because they study all day long and don't have any fun. They waste their life being unsocial and boring. They often bring up history of their football team and how good they are, yet recently, they have been one of the worst teams in the Big 10.

Students often use one excuse when being made fun of, "But....but...I go to U of M."

"I go to the University of Michigan, and I believe that whats important in life is studying and whacking off late at night because I cannot get a girlfriend."

University of Michigan by nowaytimmyd January 11, 2009

University of Alabama 

The University of Alabama is a state funded college in the state of Alabama. Basically, it sucks donkey balls for pesos. They got abandoned by one football coach and then had to fire another because he hired a whore. Their football team sucks. They have a mascot of an elephant, yet their battle call is "Roll Tide" What the fuck is a tide? Are they gonna do our laundry?

University of Alabama lost to Auburn 17-7.

University of Alabama by Lurch May 4, 2003

University of Wisconsin Madison 

the biggest party school in Wisconsin, you'll find drunkards every night of the week. don't forget about thirsty thursady! (oh, and every other day of the week)

"A weekend in Madison? I don't think I can handle another liver transplant."

University of Wisconsin Madison by Martini Merlot February 21, 2005