scooby dooby jew

Another great word for a jew...

a: heh see that jew over there?
b: Yeah
a: Scooby dooby jew
b: hah

by Curly February 28, 2005

Jew eh 30

Base

Jew eh 30 has joined vc

by Dentist named Crentist March 07, 2023

forbidden jew dance

when you make passionate love with a Jewish girl/boy

Austin had a fun time doing the forbidden jew dance with Beccah at the lakehouse

by sai k July 03, 2012

The Waxy Jew Technique

The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.

"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"

by RastaShad June 22, 2016

Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Jew Ear Dat

English slang for "did you hear that" commonly found in films and television shows which used English/scottish/Irish accents, I.e. Game of thrones, Harry Potter, etc.

*hears sound coming from an unknown source*

Ron: "Jew Ear Dat, Harry?"

Harry: "Something's coming!"

by Rarely posting February 17, 2019

Jew-gyp-sue

Getting taken in court by a Jewish lawyer or hiring a Jewish lawyer for that extra edge as a defendant in court.

"I got jewgypsued by that lawyer. "

"Oh, you were up against the firm MMA, a.k.a. Murphy, Murphy and Applebaum?That firm is skilled in the art of Jew-gyp-sue. You had no chance."

by Bottom-feeder Beater May 14, 2023