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Texas Woman's University

A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!
Texas A&M Student:

"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."

Texas A&M alumni:

"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"

Texas A&M:

"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."

Texas A&M Student:

"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020
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Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train
This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Texas Shit Ton

The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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Texas Oil Pipe

The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.
"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"

"Good to know, Noah."
by leafster101 July 31, 2020
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Texas Tea Party

Texas Tea Party: Filling a Texas girls mouth with Dr. Pepper, then you drop a mento in her mouth and dip your balls in the explosion.
The Texas Tea Party blew out of her mouth like I struck oil!!!
by 0101101101 September 19, 2023
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Texas rebirth recoil

The act of jizzing while retracting a shit
Luis just Texas rebirth recoil in the restroom
by Boiiwithatightanus123 March 6, 2018
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Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.
Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by TickleMyNutsack December 9, 2016
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