Shock Trooper

Someone who frequently uses the shocker to please his women.

They call me the Shock Trooper,
they do, they do
For the shocker I stick to,
like glue, like glue
Woe to the women who have not felt,
the enticing,
the pleasing,
the shocking pleasure of this teasing,

My fingers so agile, so graceful, so powerful,
the final step is but the most plain,
the slipping, the sliding, the inserting of my 8" cane,

Regardless the eventual climax, I can always foresee, the exquisite use of my memory, memory of the women quivering at the shocker,
for times for fapping I know I will need them be.

Mark Twain

by SuckMeBeautiful June 8, 2003

shocks

nike shoes that are TOO expensive and a bit annoying. too much of a OMG I NEED THAT trend.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! Check out those blue and silver shocks!"
Guy 2: "Man I have like 18 MILLION pairs of those!"
Girl 1: "Losers. Shocks are dumb."

by Grace April 3, 2005

scock

When a man´s penis feels really nice and smooth in your hands.

"OH MY GOD......he had the nicest scock I´ve ever felt!"

by MaryAlcala April 15, 2006

SHOCK-SKYPING

When 2 or more people talk over skype while playing system shock/system shock 2

Over skype: "Hey u and me wanna Do some SHOCK-SKYPING L8R? I got my bro too play too, but hes a new so he can be the marine. Fckin marine. I got 40 cyber modules LOLOLOOLOL"

by Jack higgins February 10, 2008

a shockatock,

panic attack

oh god
im having a shockatock

by emily February 5, 2004

Toxic shocker

An variant of the Shocker where two fingers are placed in the rectum and one finger in the vagina. May also be called Toxic shock syndrome

She didnt like the shocker so I reversed it an gave er a Toxic shocker.

by Nate August 26, 2004

The Shocker

The shocker (Three steps):
1. 2 in the pink, dick in the stink.
2. Putting your dick in her mouth to calm her down.
3. kicking her ass out the door when she cries/screams/cusses after performing the above.

Old bitch got a triple-shocker last night! I made her asshole bleed and her breath smell like shit!

by She deserved it April 30, 2005