short

any small or large sum of money.

I went to pick up a short from my grandmother.

by douglas baxter April 30, 2008

Ride the short bus both ways

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008

Shortbus

Myspace Internet Punk who recently had a kid.
Best Friends with Glam Trash Face.
Likes Trogdor. TROGDORRRRRR
Adores Domination.

"Yo did you see that dude shortbus! hes so rad"

by asianrice May 10, 2008

shortee

Shortee is the girl in the movie when papi’s the Hero
Shortee is the finest girl rocks those juicy ‘7s’
A shortee’s papi keeps her feelin’ high and her drama low
When papi calls her, “shortee”, she calls papi, “love”
She’s the girl who got with papi cuz he’s the only boo who does them freaky things

"Blair - that's my shortee."

by Sketchy McSketch April 30, 2005

Short

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, that bag is fuckin short..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram??

by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

snortgiggle

This wierd thing that my girlfriend does when i tickle her insanely hard for a long period of time.

hahahahahah giggle giggle snortgiggle hahahahah giggle snort giggle hahaha

by _Gonzo_ July 19, 2007

Short Thimble

(N.)

The worshipped God of all video games and paraphenalia. Loved by many, considered a pervert by all, he is a boon to our society.

Hey, man, you seen Short Thimble around lately?

by Shorty T. November 14, 2004