meat to scene ratio 

An unit of measure identified and studied by the philosopher Birdman, used primarily in his extensive scientific studies in the field of cockology.

It measures how much meat (penis) is present in a given scene, facilitating the analysis of the subjects in said scene.
Being a quantitative measurement however, it treats all meat (bbc or otherwise) the same.

According to lost journals by the philosopher, the ratio is calculated individually for each female subject and care must be had in cases where double(or triple) meat specials are at play.

you used to have such a low meat to scene ratio when i met you, look at you now!

meat to scene ratio by voidinfinity June 9, 2020

Wake up and skip the scene

To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.

Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.

Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS

Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.

Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.

Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?

Wake up and skip the scene by almoh June 14, 2011

emo scene boy

an emo scene boy is a exactly as it sounds. it is often used in terms of when people are acting melodramatic and bitchy.

"i am so pissed that we couldn't get those good seats, i feel like crying and not talking!"

"...stop being an emo scene boy!"

emo scene boy by miss_sixty July 18, 2006

8 steps to becoming scene 

1: wear girl pants(NOT SMALL GUY PANTS YOU'LL GET MADE FUN OF)

2:die your hair more then one color. and if your parents won't let you, then die it all black.

3: cut your hair into a reverse mullet. long in the front, short in the back.

4:wear a WHITE belt. black belts are NOT scene.

5:shave, scene kids shave, you are NOT aloud to have facial hair. thats for hardcore kids. and we wanna be scene NOT hardcore , remember.

6:wear a bandanna in your BACK pocket. around the wrist is for emo kids. and scene is NOT emo.

7:go to hot topic or journy's and but slip on vans.

8:GET A MYSPACE, if you dont' have one you are not scene and will be called a scene poser. but learn to take pictures. alot of people try to hard.

after using 8 steps to becoming scene this will be said: scene girl:he use to be sooo ugly but after he became a scene kid he's hawt.

8 steps to becoming scene by theyogurtking June 25, 2006

Indie-Scene girl 

A teenager that doesnt like labels. She has 15 pairs of awesome jeans but wears the same pair of jeans 3 times a week. She is extremely unpredictable and will go to school wearing dark jeans with plain V necks, then will come to school wearing neon yellow pants. She doesnt do what she's told and isn't very confident but will come off being the most self obsorbed person ever. People dont really care what she has to say,, unless theyre her friend which she is the RADDEST person they know,, doesnt really have solid group of friend just 3 really close ones and 5 distant ones, she hangs around the goth kids but will spend the night at the most Unpopular, ugliest girls house that she doesnt hang around at school with at all, mostly because nobody asks her to do anything. She claims to be an alcaholic and chokes down vodka everynight to prove that she is.

Hates Hot Topic because its "Tacky and overpriced", but looks like she shops there. She mostly shops at pac sun and wet seal.

Guy1:Hey did you see that girl she's so Indie

Guy2:Dude she was wearing neon pants yesterday

Guy1:That girls weird but awesome at the same time

Guy2: Everyone says she's an alcaholic

Guy1:INDIE-SCENE GIRL!

Indie-Scene girl by This Girl thats being defined. March 19, 2009

818 party scene 

Hoeskees,Walking STDS,Unfaithfull people, Cant TRUST any. Burned out. Dirty Fees, Followers, Fake ass niggas, full of Little kids

Dam That hoeskee must be in the 818 party scene

818 party scene by valleyyyniggaaa March 21, 2011

fresh off the scene 

Used when someone has just came from smoking marajuana.

Woah you look fresh off the scene, heres some clear eyes.

fresh off the scene by chubby checkers June 11, 2006