Ding Dong So Long

Ding Dong So Long is a joke term for a penis.

"I have such a long Ding Dong So Long."

by dfpsdjiojiosdjiosjiojoisdjio February 3, 2019

so long and big daddy

when a girl cries out when she is about to burst into a big cock in her small pussy that not even her dad could give or any other girl can get a big dick with small boobs

ahh daddy it's so long and big daddy I like it when your big dick it's in my tight pusssssyyy

by solongandbigdaddy April 3, 2023

Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS)

When you cum so hard you shit yourself or feel like you might have shit yourself.

Tony and I ended our date with some real good shit ourselves sex (SOS).

by The Naughty Professor April 9, 2023

don’t sound so excited

When someone is obviously irritated or annoyed you can tell them ‘don’t sound so excited!’ Or maybe ‘don’t seem (or get/be) too (or so) excited!’ To piss them off or maybe make them laugh.

I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓

Person 1: “ugh, seriously, we have to do the mile in gym today..”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”

Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”

by Live4LOONA July 6, 2023

i worked so hard

When you work so so very hard in life, and people tend to not give a shit. Therefore giving you a small pay after you barely killed yourself for them..

Man: Alright it's time for your payment, here 50¢

Another Man: OH COME THIS ISN'T RIGHT I worked so hard

Man:WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HAIR IN MY MEALS

by Cheno101 June 5, 2022

So very damn much

The amount of love Zach has for Joni Butler

"I love you so very damn much, Joni Butler"

by Reltubhcaz1977 December 19, 2021

Smells So Good In A Boardroom

The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.

Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.

Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.

Rick: Ya, I could see that.

by Mike109999 March 13, 2022