roomless

without a room.

when your parents kick you out of any room because there are better things to do in there

i am roomless

by zboubinette December 30, 2011

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roomband

When a female has been living with a guy for so long that they basically act like a married couple.

D'licious: "Hey Mahogany, wanna come over for some Hennessey later?"

Mahogany: "Sorry D, already made plans with the roomband. We're going to the Engelbert Humperdinck concert tonight & then we're going to talk about our problems."

by run_dcm August 22, 2012

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Roomservice Dip

The act of dipping to take the check as the roomservice waiter comes in to set up your meal so he can get the hell out of your room as soon as possible.

I was watching a movie on spankervision when roomservice knocked on my door. I opened and performed a "Roomservice Dip" as the guy walked by so by the time he set up the tray the check was signed and I shoved him out the door.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013

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roombitis

Squandering the hour of time one would saved letting one's Roomba clean the house by watching the Roomba clean the house.

I bought an iRobot Roomba to handle sweeping and vacuuming the floors so I could do other work. Instead of being productive, I contracted roombitis and found myself starring at the Roomba creep around the furniture and different rooms.

by Rocky Austin January 2, 2014

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roombattack

When that little round vacuum robot keeps coming back for your feet over and over and over.

Heard from inside the bowels of the home office accompanied by squeals, curses and stomping feet.

"HELP! I'm under roombattack. Somebody get this little ninja robot off my toes before he calls down SkyNet on me!"

by RoombaMomma January 6, 2014

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