Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 6, 2021

Bus banger

When you surprise a bus driver with the scent of drugs then leave crumbs of hard drugs rubbed into the seats or similar imbedding to cause d.u.i.

Did you leave that bus banger on there on purpose?

by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023

struggle bus

when you are taking a shit and it’s so bad you can’t get off the toilet and become stuck shitting ur brains out.

when you take a shit and you’re too constipated and get stuck in there.

man i cannot get off the toilet. i’m on the struggle bus

by Mayfl0wer1d May 29, 2024

pussy bus

you ride this when you are being a pussy. you drive it when your a huge pussy.

Dude that water is so cold. There is no way im getting in.

Wow man you are driving the pussy bus.

by yumyumilovepudding August 1, 2010

bus date

When you and your friend (or more than friend) go on a date to the bus station to hop on a random bus and get off at the most interesting and random places (or just stay on the bus and ride around town on a random bus route).

person 1: “Noah and Allie are going on a bus date tomorrow”
person 2: “Aw that’s such a cute adventure!”

by kikifafiki October 20, 2020

Bus Gun

The B23R handgun from Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Can be bought from the bus in the Zombies map TranZit.

"Bro, I'm telling you, Dualie Kaps are the best secondary."
"Nah brother, try the Bus Gun."

by Cone the Bro May 20, 2024

Sus bus

When multiple people are being suspicious. They are “hopping on the sus bus”

Look over at them, they hoppin’ on the sus bus!

by CreativeSoup May 20, 2022