my foot and a half

Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".

We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!

by French egg head August 25, 2023

Half-Boned Prince

In the middle of sex, as dude gets up to grab/check something before returning back to finish.

There goes my half-boned prince off to check his phone.

by Irohem August 22, 2020

Progressive Half-Culture

Invented for those who feel that they have been judged by history, or at least that they are falling, but who still strut in front of their peers as if they were an interior elite.
--Negative Dialectics, T. Adorno

Rappers and theories on black pharohs are examples of progressive half-culture.

by Filthy Schmuck August 23, 2020

Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard

I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news

by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020

Half of a sink explosion

Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.

Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.

Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?

Friend: Fractions

by iabast October 15, 2020

Chappy Half Gram

Proper Noun: The chap who’s always wheeling the alleged “dispo” half grammed cartridges, who’s rippage quality is questionable.

Noun: the name of the controversial half gram cartridges sold by Chappy Half Gram.

Can I rip your chappy half gram per chance?

What up, Chappy Half Gram?

by Trapgod42069 April 27, 2022

half right, face!

the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"

for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.

so, this command is when you know you're fucked.

DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.

by GodtheUSMCFuckingSucks May 8, 2022