"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.
A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019
Get the half-assed euphemismmug. January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.
by iNerdia Entertainment November 10, 2018
Get the Half-Ass Holidaymug. by Half fucked mango February 20, 2018
Get the half fucked mangomug. When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020
Get the Springing a Half Chubmug. Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
by WREKLESS April 9, 2023
Get the Half-Way Rulemug. by Chauvinisticbastard February 9, 2023
Get the half life threemug. Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".
by French egg head August 25, 2023
Get the my foot and a halfmug.