mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.

Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.

by moosesoup September 14, 2021

Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

Mike Tony

Michael Angelino Antonio.
Italian God.

Hey Mike Tony, what yah say huh?

“Yah mudda”

by Mike Tony November 23, 2021

Mike Tyson Special

While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.

Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."

by Croix Boi May 20, 2019

mike dillon

Has a huge cock

Mike Dillon has a hammer cock

by donjulio888 November 23, 2021

munna mike

A real nigga who will feed the block. Hood savior

munna mike saved me and i am forever grateful!

by feelitintheair97 November 22, 2021

Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!

Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)

by AinstuLive October 01, 2023