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Monkey Business 

Monkey business can involve a psychopathic hunt or control of victim or victims that can endure for years where the victims endure a steady decline of resources altogether and of their own health, becoming depressed and suffering constant harassment and pressure from various threats.
This interpretation of the dubious version of the concept, I think, to one end or another, is associated with the brown remains of a smaller person, typically a kid. You know, this may happen when you're exposed to psychopaths. They take their victim to some place where they do their freak stuff, reducing this (young) person to this brown, i.e., bloody by stark blood, burnt skin, dirtied by feces, lifeless, insidiously treated object! This goes for nothing less than torture and has some value to dubious people for "energy reasons"/"stratagems"/"efficacies of kind", so and so!
I'm telling you right now, beware of these idiots!!! More serious than this, it can't get!
Tortured abducted kid is found dead. It's probably the victim of monkey business. - Police report
Monkey Business by Mr Lea May 6, 2011

monkey wrench 

To hang out with others in a public social setting, whilst engaging in activity of a strange or unexpected nature. Usually involves taking pictures of the activities.
We had a great time Monkey Wrenching last night! Blake rode the minature church at the park. I have pictures of it all!
monkey wrench by Mwa Ha Ha February 15, 2005

monkey fucking a coconut 

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor
He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

monkey suit

A suit used to convert one's outward appearance to the guise of a monkey. This term was most prevalent in the inspirational movie "Going Bananas" in which Bonzo, a midget woman from Los Angeles encounters an identity crisis, eventually winning the US Open all while fooling America into thinking she was a 7 year old monkey tennis champion.
Jim: You, sir, are wearing a monkey suit!
Marbles: (Tosses monkey excrement at Jim)

Monkey Feathers

A term used a long time ago which now means 'OH SHIT!'
Monkeyman: Monkey Feathers!

Weatherman: What happened?

Monkeyman: My monkey has feathers!

Featherman: That stinks.

Monkeyman: No! It's awesome! He can fly!

Monkey Feathers by Alejandro Rocks December 23, 2008

Monkey Fisting 

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls
HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.
Monkey Fisting by Q?Z? July 22, 2009