Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.
Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.
Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!
Person: Jay McGuiness= nom
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.
Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!
Person: Jay McGuiness= nom
by @LauraTheWanted May 9, 2011
Get the Jay McGuiness mug.A job. One that every fucker thinks is easy, try it see how soon you change your mind.
involves crap hours, yet the staff are close knit..by the hatred of the customer.
Day to day tasks involve:
1)licking the ass of the guy who just threw his burger at you because it was cold...(he had sat there for 20mins before bringing it back)
2) Putting up with drunks unable to understand that beef needs to be cooked before we can give it to them.
3) Taking Stress and the slack because the idoit who is supposed to start at 11 has decided to come in.
4) Dealing with tramps who go though the bins to get cold products to complain about.
exmples of a typical shift for a mcjob worker
Tramp "my burger is cold"
Staff "dude i just saw you take it out the bin"
Manager " yea i'm sorry we cant exchange that"
Tramp "but i neeedsss my cheeseburger"
Time 10:55p.m (5 min till closing)
Staff "hey can i help ya?"
Drunk " --" (subtitles unable to understand)
Staff " sorry what was that?"
Drunk "i said i wanted a 5 big macs you fucking idoit"
Staff "okay sorry,, yep okay it'll be about 3mins for that?"
Drunk" okay"
--money exchanges hands---
Time 10:56p.m.
Drunk "Wheres my fucking burger, been waiting 20mins!!!"
Staff "its been a mintue not long now"
Drunk " daft cuntt! gimmie my fuckin money backk"
Staff "okay sure"
Manager "there you go sorry about that"
Drunk "taking piss outta me?"
-- drunken rage ensues, usually involving chairs thrown, smashed windows etc.--
involves crap hours, yet the staff are close knit..by the hatred of the customer.
Day to day tasks involve:
1)licking the ass of the guy who just threw his burger at you because it was cold...(he had sat there for 20mins before bringing it back)
2) Putting up with drunks unable to understand that beef needs to be cooked before we can give it to them.
3) Taking Stress and the slack because the idoit who is supposed to start at 11 has decided to come in.
4) Dealing with tramps who go though the bins to get cold products to complain about.
exmples of a typical shift for a mcjob worker
Tramp "my burger is cold"
Staff "dude i just saw you take it out the bin"
Manager " yea i'm sorry we cant exchange that"
Tramp "but i neeedsss my cheeseburger"
Time 10:55p.m (5 min till closing)
Staff "hey can i help ya?"
Drunk " --" (subtitles unable to understand)
Staff " sorry what was that?"
Drunk "i said i wanted a 5 big macs you fucking idoit"
Staff "okay sorry,, yep okay it'll be about 3mins for that?"
Drunk" okay"
--money exchanges hands---
Time 10:56p.m.
Drunk "Wheres my fucking burger, been waiting 20mins!!!"
Staff "its been a mintue not long now"
Drunk " daft cuntt! gimmie my fuckin money backk"
Staff "okay sure"
Manager "there you go sorry about that"
Drunk "taking piss outta me?"
-- drunken rage ensues, usually involving chairs thrown, smashed windows etc.--
"haha that dude works for maccys what a loser!" - BMW Driver
"fuck you and your 16 thousand children, least i have a job and not living on benefits " - Mcjob staff to Father complaing about his happy meals...all 16 thousand of them.
"fuck you and your 16 thousand children, least i have a job and not living on benefits " - Mcjob staff to Father complaing about his happy meals...all 16 thousand of them.
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