dada magnet

A person who likes to 'age-play' (enjoys acting like a child) in order to attract older men, usually for attention or monetary gain.

dada magnet: "goo-goo gaga pwease kiss my booboo dada"
normal person: "you're lowkey a dada magnet"

by kurodada January 6, 2026

WMD (Wheeler Magnet Definer)

A pseudonym for Zak Vaudo. He is apparently not fooling ANYONE.

He's flirting with EVERY girl in the world? Must be a Zak Vaudo, the Wheeler Magnet Definer.

by MWD (Mainstream Wheeler Definer) October 27, 2004

super conducting skank magnet

A guy who manages to pick up more skanks than the normal skank -meister.

John's really turned into a super conducting skank magnet. He took three skanks with him when he left the bar last night.

by jb_35m April 5, 2008

Bling Master (Boob Magnet)

the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs

Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boob Magnet)!

by Kassandra and Evan July 20, 2009

Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

Cinnamon Fanny Magnet

That kid that seems get all the pussy.

Jordan Martin is a Cinnamon Fanny Magnet.

by NiggaFaggot............... November 28, 2010

nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.

Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.

by NutMagnet October 10, 2013