william lapohn

a chick magnet and a fun guy to be around, and babes

dammm william lapohn youre hot as fuck

by a naidian December 18, 2019

Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

Coy lappin

Gypsy term for the female of the species giving the male of the species a really good time. In other words a blow job.

Toi (prounced "toy") who is in fact a male gypsy: "This chick I was kickin it with last night was wasted and before I knew it she was a coy lappin muthafucker!"

by H~B○○G€¥ July 24, 2020

gabby lapeyre

just the sickest bitch out there she’s cool asfk

ayo have u heard of gabby lapeyre?
yeah dude she’s sick!

by yoyoyoyostee September 8, 2020

The Lapps

A family consisting of Hamish, Hannah, and Harmis. The Lapps are a well known group of sketchy Amish folk within the Amish community who run an underground buttermilk pyramid scheme.

The Lapps: *travel through miles and miles of the vast country side via horse and carriage to continue their shady side business.*

Amish man #1, from afar: *suspicious Amish noises*

by Peacher Is My Bicn ok September 24, 2020

Phantom LaPlesh

When a man and woman who are engaged in sexual intercourse, change positions so to be locked in the " doggy-style" approach; and the woman ( using her more dominant ✋) reaches all the way back (in-between bolth her's and his leg's) find's and very gently caresses, downward stroking with fingers; and randomly, softly grabbing , holding, palming. She might ( just before he's about to CUM) very slowly & carefully grasp, delicately squeeze his extremely treasured ball bag of might and pleasure.

" ya bro, I was already into her before, but a couple nights ago, while we were making love, twords the end I was taking her from behind; she totally gave me a Phantom LaPlesh! It felt so good I couldn't hold on any longer and came. She said she knew I'd really like the "Phantom LaPlesh".

by Stylar Sensation 4 TRIST-Corp October 21, 2020

Frosted Laptop

When I put doughnuts on my laptop its a frosted laptop mmm good.

Are those REALLY Entemanns chocolate frosted doughnuts on a laptop? What are you thinking? Is that the new Frosted Laptop?

by SurelySimple February 26, 2021