That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.
by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011
Get the ass scratcher mug.Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
by brandy kim May 9, 2011
Get the shelf-ass mug.by JonTuna December 30, 2007
Get the ass carnival mug.The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
by Weeger December 16, 2008
Get the bi-assed mug.Action in which one person bites the buttocks of another person for as long as they can. This is typically a party game in which someone yells "ass rodeo!" and goes after someone.
by ap08 March 8, 2008
Get the ass rodeo mug.Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.
Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.
Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.
by jomasta May 27, 2009
Get the ass beans mug.The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.
by Jessycakes January 24, 2012
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