French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

angry french canadian

A sexual act consisting of fucking a girl form behind with her ass upward. When you are about to cum, stick a funnel in her ass and pour maple syrup into her asshole.

I gave Margaret an angry french canadian because she made my angry french canadian without poutine.

by Insane We Trust September 30, 2012

Blackened French Fry

n. 1. A black person who hangs out with only white people. 2. A modern day definition for an Uncle Tom.

G-Cash used to be down for his people but now he's a blackened french fry.

by The Anonymous Insider February 02, 2008

pardon my French

See wordexcuse my French/word.

Je can't speak-ay le Frances. Pardon my French.

by Vampiro September 05, 2003

pardon me French

To apologise for using bad language

However not bad language in the sense of French... More like swearing...

Holy shit!

Oh, pardon me French

by Mark Weldon September 17, 2003

french cinema

A cinema that specialises in erotic films... Some do plays and others do movies.

I *DIDNT* go 2 the french cinema yesterday... really... *wink* *wink*.

by Sabian June 04, 2004

French Cheese Danish

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

by Mdw493 June 02, 2011