Venus flesh trap

Bob: Hey how was your date last night?

Jim: Got my cock caught up in a venus flesh trap...I think it's broken dude
by Ad Hominem April 13, 2017
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Ur Pap a Trap

The forbidden insult. Only to be used in dire situations.
John: "Ur Mom Gay"
Jerry: "Ur sister a mister"
John : "Ur pap a trap"

Jerry: *Dies instantly, along with God, Zeus, Odin, and all other God's of the Aztecs, Nordics, Mayans, Egyptians, and the Incas, bringing all people of Earth to their knees as they await the punishment from Satan for using the forbidden insult.*
by PeffdaddyD March 17, 2018
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Mountain Bear Trap

When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.
I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.
by CommieTrex March 06, 2022
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Canadian Booty trap

To put hot sauce in a condom to “trap” someone from stealing your sperm.
Joe decided to deploy a Canadian booty trap to keep a crazy gold digger from taking his money.
by Crazydudemanbro January 14, 2022
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bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.
Man that fart was a bear trap fart.
by Spandex67 January 31, 2018
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Dutch Rat Trap

Shoving a gerbil or rat (or any other small rodent) inside of one's anus.
Austin had to go to the hospital because he did a Dutch Rat Trap last night.
by Poonslayer200016 September 16, 2015
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Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)
Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.
by Saitama 777 December 01, 2020
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