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Wood 🪵 Land

We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.
(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”
by Gedi @gorilla8012 December 20, 2023
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wood fire

When you get your dick to close to the bonfire and gets caught on fire
Jimmy had a wood fire last night. His dick was actually on fire.
by chinahassmoldic April 19, 2018
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wood

nice wood
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1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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wood pickle

It’s a hard penis that smells like pickle
His dick was well wood pickle
by Melonheadpicklebum December 19, 2019
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wood

nice wood
by cockandballtortureman November 10, 2019
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Pile of Wood

Hey guys, I got something I need to get of my dick (shows a pile of wood)
by Some rando out there January 23, 2022
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