How-To Engineer

It describes the new generation of youth that can't endure the drudge work different engineering disciplines require to master and adopt a way of googling and copy/pasting their way to saying I'm good at something

(person A starts coding two days ago)
A: I managed to make a calculator software with python, I should totally apply for a software engineering job
B: You're not a software engineer buddy, you're a How-To Engineer

by noisy96 March 8, 2019

How stupid can you be?

When you are mad at someone for game ending you fair and square in fortnite and decide to report him for stream sniping.

*A random fortnite streamer was eliminated from the game*
The random fortnite Streamer: Watch for the emo watch for the emo

NFL Skin: *Dances for one second*
The random fortnite Streamer: *Reports the NFL skin for stream sniping* What an idiot. How stupid can you be?

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018

How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

How to give a fuck

This question is used when we want to express an illusory interest in a given topic.

Majkela: Filip, I'm googling how to give a fuck about what you talking about.
Filip: Ok

by dnjdududhs January 8, 2022

How darth yar

How dare you

**Josh backs in and hits the rose bush**
"HOW DARTH YAR!"

by MelissaJeanButler February 17, 2020

how’s your uncle

Sticking your finger up someone’s ass and giving some justification with a simple question.

I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”

by Master Lyricist January 6, 2024

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024