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House of smiles 

The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.

Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"

"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
House of smiles by DJLMMYERS June 15, 2010
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House Dildo 

One dildo that is shared between several occupants of the same house.
Sally and Jennifer got in an argument because they both wanted to use the House Dildo at the same time
House Dildo by Bort Simpson April 11, 2011

fetch house 

a house of punk rock in the northern california town of marysville. legendary for punk rock shows, drugs, violence, firearms, homosexuals, squatters, sex and booze.
"I lost my virginity, three teeth and a pint of blood at the Fetch House on Saturday."

"My parents told me never go anywhere near that Fetch House on G Street."
fetch house by Bobby Caustic September 8, 2005

pick-house 

In football, intercepting a pass and running it back for a touchdown.
Dude 1: Man, I missed the end of the Bears game what happened?

Dude 2: ARE YOU SERIOUS? Tillman pick-housed Garcia in overtime for the W.
pick-house by Eleven58 December 24, 2007

Eichler house 

The coolest houses you will ever see, and an example of what every housing tract on the planet should look like. Only a few thousand were ever built, in California in the late 1950s, but they didn't get really popular until the 1990s.
You live in an Eichler house? Lucky!
Eichler house by T.F. Norman February 4, 2008

Covenant House Georgia 

A privately run group home and youth centre for boys and girls age 16 to 20 in Atlanta, Georgia. Many staff are nice but some will stab you in the back. Be careful which staff you trust when you are there.
I stayed at Covenant House Georgia for a while when I was 20 after I had ran away from home. It was decent when I was there. I was amazed that I was the only white kid there. While there I met a nice 18 year old black girl who was also a resident in the group home and we became friends. Sadly, a certain staff member(s) took it upon themselves to have me kicked out without valid reason. This was despite the fact that there was at least one (and possibly more) staff members who wanted me to stay. Shortly after I was kicked out my girl friend was also kicked out, again without valid reason.

in-house entertainer 

Someone who prefers home entertainment more than doing the trouble of going outside to crowded events or noisy places for enjoyment.
Sally: "So how was your date with John? I heard you were going to watch the football game Friday night."

Mia: "Ah, we actually decided to stay at his place... John is more of a in-house entertainer."

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Jack: "Hey Pete, we're going to the theme park on Saturday, wanna join us?"

Pete: "No thanks"

Jack: "Oh come on, don't tell me your one of those in-house entertainers..."

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