half-baked wookie

Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.

Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’

Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’

by Josho July 9, 2023

my foot and a half

Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".

We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!

by French egg head August 25, 2023

Half Hollow Hills

Basically lots of annoying japs. Other non-jap rich white boys. Middle class people. And people from the ghetto. So it's a great mix. You've got your japs and basically everyone else. Now, everyone else includes black, Hispanic, Indian, Chinese, etc. The black people got their group and so do the Hispanics. Now the rest they just flap around in their little diverse groups. You got drugs and people smoking in bathrooms. Fights here and there. There are really smart kids and really dumb ones. You've got a great variety of middle aged white woman teachers. 2 high schools, 2 middle schools and some elementary schools. Oh and you've got your LGBTQXYZ group, no one really likes them. Even other gay people don't like them. But the rest of the gays and lesbians are aight. You've got your seniors going after the freshman. And rich white people from middle school go to st. Anthonys. No one misses them. Anyways that's basically it, everyone does what they wanna do (for the most part).

"I go to half Hollow hills"
"Oh dope"

by okaythisismynameig November 22, 2021

Shed a half a yard

Give me $50.00. this line was used in one of the opening scenes of "to live and die in la" when someone in the bar yells out to one of the party:"petivich shed a half a yard!" (Contribute $50.00 towards the beer tab) this line is a nod to gerald petivich. Author of the pulp novel "to live and die in la".the novel upon which the movie is based.

Hey fecktard.this dinner is expensive! Shed a half a yard to cover the tab!"

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Chappy Half Gram

Proper Noun: The chap who’s always wheeling the alleged “dispo” half grammed cartridges, who’s rippage quality is questionable.

Noun: the name of the controversial half gram cartridges sold by Chappy Half Gram.

Can I rip your chappy half gram per chance?

What up, Chappy Half Gram?

by Trapgod42069 April 27, 2022

half right, face!

the command in most branches of the US Armed Forces usually precedes "front leaning rest position, move!"

for those uninitiated, the leaning rest is the formal name for push-up position.

so, this command is when you know you're fucked.

DS: Why were you late, Private?
PFC: Sergeant, I wa-
DS: NO EXCUSES, PRIVATE! (In command-calling voice:) HALF RIGHT, FACE!
PFC, MENTALLY: haha. I'm boned.

by GodtheUSMCFuckingSucks May 8, 2022

male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !

jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.

by michael foolsley May 30, 2022