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Bloby Globbins

Bloby Globbins, a deity hailing from the old Globby Wars in ancient times. According to scriptures from the Temple of Blobbie, he was the God Of Sex. Legend has it that he was a blob that emerged from the depths of the sea, and arrived on Bloblandia in the early 18th century. He was blessed with divine power and strength and ascended to godhood. Over time, his power grew and he became stronger. Bloby Globbins has a secretive order devoted to his teachings and his words, “The Light Of Globbin”.
“Wait, wtf? Is that Bloby Globbins! Give us your power, O Holy Bloby!”
by blobyglobbins October 26, 2020
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Mop N Glow

A girl with orange skin (due to a fake tan) who wears Uggs and North Face jackets.
"That Mop N Glow thinks shes so hot"
by Doesntmatteratall March 30, 2009
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glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.
I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.
by cuethug April 6, 2004
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glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
by Allenthecat November 29, 2011
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globalism

A used as an antonym to nationalism, but seldom by purported "globalists," to describe any ideology opposite to nationalism. It's exact meaning, however, varies depending on who you ask among the following:

1. An ideology which broadly supports free trade, international markets, and freer movement of capital and people.

2. An ideology which supports divesting power from national institutions into international institutions or multinational agreements. Examples include the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, European Union, the Eurozone, the United Nations, as well as agreements such as the Montreal Protocol, the Iran Nuclear Deal, or the Trans-Pacific Partnership.

3. An ideology secretly pushed by George Soros in an attempt to impose global dictatorship, strip citizens of sovereign nations of rights, take your firearms, track you with vaccines, flood a county near you with Islamofascist Mexican cartel refugees, and establish a new world order. If you belief this, my male vitality supplements are 50% off.
1. The Liberal Party has turned to globalism through its commitment to bilateral trade agreements.
2. Globalism seriously threatens our national sovereignty.
3. The proponents of globalism are poisoning the water to make your frogs gay.
by areallylongpseudonym February 10, 2021
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glossy

fabulously great looking in every way. The highest form of beauty and allure is glossiness.
Sienna Miller is damn glossy.
by aliska higginbottom September 3, 2005
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glomplesnug

Derived from the words glomp and snuggle.
To tackle/hug someone, then proceed to snuggle with them by means of a snuggly-hug.
" ^_^ *glomplesnugs* "
" Watch out, or i'll glomplesnug you! "
by Lemon Candies June 7, 2004
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