Person1: when is your birthday?
Person2: 15 February
Person1: wow you must be the best and cool person ever
Person2: 15 February
Person1: wow you must be the best and cool person ever
by Atlax.x_x January 01, 2022
Person1: Hey, what day were you born?
Person2: 15 February
Person1: you must be cool, hot and the best person ever
Person2: 15 February
Person1: you must be cool, hot and the best person ever
by Atlax.x_x January 01, 2022
The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth
Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.
by Shxdowsk8r January 12, 2023
February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick
Bonus points if it’s a brick
by TheyloveLLL February 02, 2025
“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”
by Johhnyjoesta February 29, 2020
Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni
by Amongus the sussy January 17, 2024