February 15

the day all the valentine chocolate is in the sale

i love february 15!

why?
all the chocolate is on sale!!

by DeniseeL October 23, 2019

February 19

The day a bitch was born

Dude 1: what day is it?
Dude 2: february 19, the day a bitch was born
Dude 1: oh was kirsten born on this dat?

Dude 2: yes

by Uselesscarrot October 30, 2019

Fap February

Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!

Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!

by The Holy Salad November 2, 2019

Fingerless February

Cuz the boys has NNN the girls has to have fingerless February. This is a new tradition and I hope no one fingers a shit. FLF FOR LIFE.

The girls are not allowed to finger themself in the whole month of February. Fingerless February

by Yore boiii November 4, 2019

2 of February

The most amazing day in the world, it's the lasagna day! And Andrea's birthday :)

-Hey do you know what day is today?
-Ofc! It's 2 of February and the lasagna day, it's the the B-day of Andrea too :D

by Arsson November 22, 2021

21st february

people born on 21st february are badass fucking nerds with heavy cocks

omg did you see that person???
they're so sexy, they have to be born on 21st february!!!

by huge cock inhabitant November 22, 2021

26th February

A birth date of true wonders. If you are reading this and were not born on the 26th February then you will never truly be able to grasp the true phenomenon which is this date and the miraculous individuals who were bestowed upon this green earth at this historical time.

"is it true you were born on the 26th February"
"yes, yes I was"
"then please, if you would be ever so kind to gift me the opportunity to suck your toes"

by an average air enjoyer November 22, 2021