The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.
This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook
If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.
This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook
If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.
John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."
Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"
John: tl;dl
John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*
Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"
John: tl;dl
John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*
by Dan, The Epic December 06, 2010
Refers to "Christians" who will "Like" any picture of Jesus, because it involves almost no thought and even less effort, but who post arguments against Bible verses or in support of things that go against Biblical principles. In essence, a Facebook Christian is like a Lip-service Christian, except even worse, because a Lip-service Christian at least knows Bible verses and can talk a good game, whereas a Facebook Christian only knows how to "Like" pictures of caucasian, hippie Jesus posted by such pages as 1-800-Smak-dat-hoe and FML Daily.
Liking pictures of Jesus only makes you a Facebook Christian; you have to actually believe what the Bible says to be a Christian.
by JustAnotherGuy March 28, 2013
Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.
by DoubleJ258 February 04, 2010
Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.
Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."
Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."
*Katie Likes Comment*
Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."
*Katie Likes Comment*
Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
by iPrank February 07, 2011
A slang term (similar to 'beer goggles') for a phenomenon in which misleading profile pictures lower sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching hot chicks on Facebook. The term is often humorously applied when an individual is observed making advances towards, later regretting contact with a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive after viewing other pictures of the Facebook user.
Dude I saw this babe on facebook and her profile picture was bangin' then I saw her beach pics and realized she was fugly, i was a victim of facebook goggles.
by see jay June 03, 2008
sharing a lot of unnecessary information about others while not being asked for it (similar to the recent actions of Facebook and the development of the NewsFeed).
Melissa : Wanna get something to eat?
Keisha : I heard Vicky T. sucked off Mike, Joe, David and Gino. And Paris slept with Daniel, Jamaal and Kyle.
Melissa : Alright...thanks for that.
Alicia : Wow, you definitely just whyled out.. on some serious Facebook Snitch status.
Keisha : I heard Vicky T. sucked off Mike, Joe, David and Gino. And Paris slept with Daniel, Jamaal and Kyle.
Melissa : Alright...thanks for that.
Alicia : Wow, you definitely just whyled out.. on some serious Facebook Snitch status.
by dubbsy December 04, 2006
Someone who adds everyone and their cousin on facebook, joins every other group they see, and adds every app they can think of, all just to look cooler than they really are.
by absolutelyno one October 01, 2007