like bacon through a duck 

A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.

Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.

like bacon through a duck by warriorgregor76 March 26, 2010

mudd duck

a ugly female

that mudd duck needs to sit down

mudd duck by kay tee June 30, 2008

Holy Duck Fuck 

1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.

2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?

You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.

You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"

Holy Duck Fuck by thatawesomeguywithweirdmum September 9, 2010

tighter than a duck's ass 

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.

My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.

tighter than a duck's ass by octopod March 4, 2004

what the fuzzy duck 

a safe way to say what the fuck without getting introuble

mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*

what the fuzzy duck by fuck muffin March 22, 2007

sucka duck 

A foolish person who needs to accept his/her comeuppance for their wack behavior.

Yo, B, you need to chill wit' that, you actin' like a sucka duck and need to accept yo' comeuppance!

sucka duck by Kwirk April 23, 2004

Muddy Duck 

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the muddy duck is when one person anally penetrates another person while flapping their arms and quacking like a duck.

Steve had so much fun packing Kathy's fudge, he quacked like a muddy duck.

Muddy Duck by Kip Marshall August 15, 2006