dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.

Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.

by Immaturespices October 15, 2018

quick dry taco

A coat, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design, with quick drying properties.
Can also have glossy qualities making it a quick dry glossy taco
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, holo taco, and matt taco

Next we're gonna add a quick dry taco, cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.

by Deamonia July 15, 2017

dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube

Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!

by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017

Dry knees

Someone who doesn't get sex.

John had dry knees since 7th grade

by Blacklipbastard August 21, 2017

dry ballin

dri-BALL'n: latin origin (v.) when a man steams his wrinkly genitals with a hand held steamer while masturbating

"Did you see Rick with his steamer in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah, he was dry ballin in front of the entire team!"

by Eileenzamora August 22, 2017

dry lake

Smelly vagina

Bruh, he smashed that girl yesterday. Apparently she had a dry lake.

by Haha.Diety.Lizy August 23, 2017

Dry-by

Noun.

The action of taking a quick shit, where there is nothing to wipe; a dry shit

“Oh man! That dry-by saved me like 20 seconds!”

by BostonButlers February 24, 2019