Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)

(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"

by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018

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Keurig Courtesy

The act of patiently performing tasks on the office Keurig machine.

I had to throw away someone else’s K-Cup and fill the reservoir, just to get a cup of coffee. But that’s OK, I don’t mind showing some Keurig Courtesy.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

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Butt Courters

The international version of Butt Quarters played with a Euro coin or available foreign currency. One lodges the Euro between the cheeks and then walks over to a cup with the intention of dropping it in the cup. If one was not endowed with a butt capable of holding a Euro, using one's boobs is also acceptable, assuming the coin is held outside the shirt/dress/top by squeezing the chest together. The game can be played for laughs while watching each other try to drop the coin in a cup or set-up with two teams, baseball style, with separate cups for singles, doubles, triples, and home-runs.

Wow, that game of Butt Courters on the terrace last night got out of hand. Remember when someone dropped a cherry tomato??!?

by SLALB!!!! September 14, 2018

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Roaching Cartels

When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back

Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel

by FUck TI December 29, 2018

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dirty courtesy

When you pass gas when your vacuuming out cars and shut the door so your wife or buddy smells your fart.

Leaving the oil change place I smelled something gross. As I looked back at the shop the workers were laughing then I realized it was a Dirty Courtesy. Man Did it smell bad.

by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019

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