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Grinding the Corn 

When fucking a slut a dude does his right proper job if he focuses pressure on the clit, visualizing the clit, being the clit, grinding and bumping it with the crook where his pubic bone meets the base of his cock rather than burning up the inside of the pussy where the bird don't really feel shit anyways. When properly executed The result is orgasmic for the ho.
"Girl, last night after two years of wasting my time that useless piece of shit finally had an A-ha-fucking-moment and started grinding the corn. Girl, I came all over that boy's dick, twice! You'd think he invented the light bulb he was so proud of his shit. It's about fucking time I got mines. Now, if he'd get hisself a job I'd just might have me my fuckin' dream man. Shiiit!."
Grinding the Corn by representing December 13, 2008
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chicken corn roll 

niggers, this party shit. time to chicken corn roll.
chicken corn roll by nigslider October 30, 2008

Poop stained corn muffin 

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.
Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!

sweet corn

An exclamation of joy in response to something that is more than awesome.
"I just got a full-ride to Pepperdine!"
"Sweet corn!"
sweet corn by Joey777 August 14, 2006

Racist corn eater 

A word to describe a racist person who looks like they could eat corn through a fence
Audrey: omg she’s such a racist corn eater
Racist corn eater by Audrey_shrek01 February 26, 2023

Five-corn-five 

Preferably done in the doggy position, this involves screwing a chick vaginally (the 5 position in hockey) and then quickly slamming it in her ass (cornhole hence “corn”) to build up hersy head. The move is completed by then reinserting the now shit-stained penis back into her vagina (5 position again).

A successful five-corn-five will usually result in a staph infection of some sort.
Did I hook up with that ho from the party last night? Shit, I five-corn-fived that bitch.
Five-corn-five by Helwig September 3, 2006