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Joe Chode

Cool kid. Vapes for $3, Juul for $5.
by Peenile November 14, 2018
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Chode

Did you hear that useless kid hector has a chode?
by _.deadbitch April 14, 2021
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chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.
OMG look at "smithys" chode features!
by helen chode smith January 2, 2011
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Chode shuffling

A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.
hey alex i'm glad im not chode shuffling like those D-bags over there
by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011
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Chode

Slang for big dick, or just simply penis.
Person 1: “Dude, *insert name* has such a big chode!
Person 2: Yeah, he really does.
by APPLE.HEAD May 16, 2020
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chode rizz

A chode spitting immaculate game to their woman of choice. There is something special about chode rizz as it puts women under a spell.
Hey! Did you see Mark Wahlberg use his chode rizz on that model?
by DarthLeaman March 18, 2024
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Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.
The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!
by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025
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