Crack Ice

Ice inserted at the top of an exposed butt crack (tall crack)

Someone should crack ice that lap noodle.

by booodty June 24, 2010

Crack Whore

A Stupid Bitch With No Brain Than Often Uses Drugs Or Acts Like They Do.

That Girl Is A Crack Whore

by Sk8r4lfe92 October 6, 2009

Crack ass

Verb -to haul ass
Adjective- another term for "fuck"

Noun- a crack head

That concert was crack ass!

You crack ass!

I need to crack ass on homework.

by Seventeenthedition January 15, 2015

nerve crack

A nerve crack is when someone has given up on everything, maybe because chronic and unresolved grief; unemployment; academic, occupational, and social stress; and ; deception from a loved one; and other sudden major life changes.

Mannnn!, I'm having a nerve crack " Cause its very hard to take a decisions , should i or should not , and why?

by ahtikin March 18, 2015

cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 15, 2006

crack jazz

n. A piece of jazz music that involves musicians playing extremely fast runs (usually during solos) throughout the song, as if the musicians were on crack, speed, or some other stimulant drug when they recorded the song.

Listen to some Miles Davis and John Coltrane recordings if you want to listen to classic "crack jazz". For a more modern example, look up songs by the New York Big Band on Youtube.

by Jimmy "Sax Machine" Phillips July 12, 2009

Crack and Ikes

A renaming job for the candy Mike and Ikes, because they are as addictive as crack. They especially prey on people who don't eat sugar all that often. If you are not careful with Crack and Ikes you may just wind up getting Shashanked

Converstation dealing with Crack and Ikes

Cool Guy: Dude stop eating my Mike and Ikes

Crack head: Man I can't keep them away from me....

Cool guy: Only the first taste is free my friend next time its gonna cost you

by MarioYamasaki August 3, 2008