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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Clam Slam

Bro, I was playing Halo and I got completely wrecked by a chick. She clam slammed my dead body so hard.
by Dilwog August 10, 2016
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Dirty Clam

Last night Dominica got trashed drinking Dirty Clams.
by TheRecipe144 December 28, 2024
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Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting their vaginal juices onto a single clam. The last woman to squirt then has to eat the Wham Clam.
Twirly, Tsuki, Ren, and Van all did a big Wham Clam, but decided to give the offering to Kaze.
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clam busting

Oral Sex on a female, so named because of the fishy smell/taste attributed to vaginas
"i busted her clam good, tasted fishy though"
"Dude do you know what Clam busting is?"
by Osirian January 22, 2008
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Clam Dump

When semen comes out of the vagina after being ejaculated into it during sex
I took the biggest clam dump after Mike Rivers came in me
by Ogzombiefn April 17, 2022
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Golden Clam

The perfect pussy or the perfect idea of pussy
by Alex pe December 6, 2021
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