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Pink Willie

Like a Wet Willie but to the eye.

Since feces is commonly found on human hands and fingers, when in contact with the eye causes “pink” eye.
As I was resting in my recliner, my daughter gave me a Pink Willie. It felt like my eyelashes were glued together.
by 9 toe stud June 11, 2021
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Willy

The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.
Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.
*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'
by Veronica11 August 23, 2016
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willy eating wasp

A wasp that eats the willies of little boys who are naughty and don't do as there told
Hurry up and get ready for bed or the willy eating wasp will get you
by Kgskfajwtjsgnsf March 11, 2024
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wacky willy

a chode with a drill tip in the end of it
dam hes got a wacky willy
by the chode king February 21, 2023
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Peely Willy

Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.
I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.
by Magmawall July 11, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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