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Chewbacca birth

When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.
Kid1-dude, you have a huge birthmark!
Kid2-yeah, I had a Chewbacca birth.
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
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Bleather Birthday

A Southern California regional holiday in which participants use their own birthdays to honor the modern legacy of Bleather by Blucas. Bleather by Blucas is a range of leather apparel developed by "Blucas," an amalgam of the fictional character Riley Finn from the Buffyverse and the actor that portrays him, Marc Blucas.
How fortunate that your Bleather Birthday coincides with Bleather by Blucas' release of his new fall line "Bleather Betrayal."
by Bleather Boo September 5, 2017
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gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!
by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017
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seamus barth

That red head kid that runs around saying "WOW" and "THAT'S JUST THE MOST WILDEST THING!" He is 0.03% African so he can jump really high.
Oh! Haro mein freund Seamus Barth, go home and get a better KD.
by fiery nachos April 20, 2018
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AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.
What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
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The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.
"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch
by dinnsdale September 30, 2018
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