Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Cunty McShitballs

A name you call someone when they're a complete imbecile that says or does the stupidest things.

You're a fucking idiot for doing that shit, Cunty McShitballs!

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018