Baconlips

Human lips (generally female) sprouting a garden of cold sores resulting in pale yellow clusters on normal pink tissue with a "bacon like" appearance.

Hey, Baconlips, come over here (in a few weeks) and give me a big sloppy kiss!

Baconlips by Trollunderthebridge June 5, 2003

Badonkadink 

Like a badonkadonk, only smaller.

Wow... her butt is not too big, not too small... it's a nice badonkadink.

Badonkadink by 80crows June 22, 2010

Brian Badonde 

Art Critic
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Stars in his own show along with others in the British comedy 'Facejacker'. Despite suffering an extreme case of 'burettes' he has made a name for himself in the art world and considers himself to be a brilliant artist.

1.

Brian Badonde: "I know a Warhol when I see it"

Man: "This isn't a Warhol"

2.

Brian Badonde: "My I be exucused for a second?"

Man: "Sure..."

(Brian walks off to the corner of the room)

Brian: "Buuuuuuuuuuuu! BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, buuuuuuur. BU! BU! BRU! BRUU! BU!. Buuuuu."

(Brian returns)

Man: "Are you ok?"

Brain: "Bu, I'm sorry, I have an extreme case of Burettes"

3.

Brian Badonde: Lets have a contest"

Art teacher: "Ok..."

Brian: "3 minutes to draw this still life in front of us, bree, bu, bun. BO!"

(After three minutes the drawings are revealed, after several attemptes to reveal his 'in style' which all go horribly wrong, he is shown to be the clear loser)

Brian: "I believe I have won, please leave your classroom"

Art teacher: "I don't think I will"

Brian Badonde by Facejacker May 5, 2010

baconeggncheese 

A bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich.

I need a baconeggncheese.

baconeggncheese by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2017

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."

Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

Gargantor the Baconator by Brightshadows April 24, 2010

badonkadonk 

An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).

Her badonkadonk made a brotha pop mad wheelies

badonkadonk by HG ColdDawg July 28, 2004

Bacano 

In Colombia, something very very good or nice or cool. It came into use in late '70s for the young people.

-"Parce, que carro tan bacano." (-"Dude, what a cool car.")

Bacano by Angelita_Hermosa November 25, 2009