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Mr. Bean'd

When your girl gets her legs up on your shoulders and rides your face while you're standing, like that turkey on Mr. Bean's head in that one episode.
Girl, you ever been Mr. Bean'd?
by dingdong2432 August 11, 2023
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garbanzo bean

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.
This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.
by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005
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digital bean

1. A very smart person usually regarding technology.
2. The hang-out spot Lizzie and her friends went to from the Disney tv show Lizzie McGuire.
1. Person 1: Hey my computer is broken can you fix it?
Person 2: Yeah sure.
Person 1: You must be a digital bean to know a lot about computers!
by IAMTHEMASTERMIND September 24, 2009
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half bean

Someone of both hispanic and caucasion ethnicity.
Billiy: Hey man, you look white but have a hispanic last name, what's up with that?
Rick: I'm a half bean man!
by thesensone June 16, 2011
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Slutty Bean Bag Chair

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.
Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.
by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014
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Smol bean

Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.
Zack believes that Hannah is a smol bean, yet he is incorrect as HE is the smollest of beans.
by Chuuya's_knobC November 12, 2017
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special bean

When someone says something really stupid, weird or funny you refer to them as a special bean. Bean comes from human ‘being’ (which can sound like bean)
Kev: “I find it so amazing how they filmed Jurassic Park without being killed by those dinosaurs?!?”

Jeff: “Kev.... you’re a very special bean”
by BoardCard December 16, 2018
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