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battery game

A game played with two or more people in which you take a small to medium sized industrial or car battery, and in increments starting typically at 1 inch high, drop it on your penis. Once each player has dropped the battery on their penis from 1 inch, the height is increased to 2 inches and so on. Players may opt out at any time, the last man standing is the winner.
Hey Andy, do you want to play the battery game with Scott and me? Losers buy lunch!
by justthetip810 September 27, 2018
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Batten Hell

A failure by the media to bully and use constant misdirection and lies to defeat a truthful politician.

See BBC for examples
The BBC reporter tried but didn't have a batten hell's chance of defeating the UKIP leader
by amojak October 15, 2018
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Bartzaraptor

A mythical legend worthy of being ranked 1 below of our lord and savior Jesus Christ in the book of most important people
Dang, what a bartzaraptor
by Qwerhah October 16, 2018
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Battle fucked

Your car can be battle fucked. After a long night your car smells like battle fuck.
by Jaquelizze November 2, 2018
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battle royale with cheese

Battle royale with cheese takes place in the nuclear bombed ruins of flavor town, 50 chiefs fight to the death in a survival horror open world battle royale game. kill food zombies, kill players with no time limit (until 10 chiefs are left standing), build bases, forge an alliance with other survivors, and BE THE LAST ONE STANDING!
tim tim: "hey man i just got battle royale with cheese! (brwc). tom tom: "aw yeah man i just got it too, can't wait to pop some caps into some assess!"
by templar100 November 20, 2018
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battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy
my battery died in 20 mins
by UKball January 5, 2019
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Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.
"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol
by Mradhd February 8, 2019
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