Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
by howdyhuman August 12, 2021
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Irish portapotty

When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.
David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.
by ben8790 August 27, 2022
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Irish Hot Plate

When a group of guys come on a plate and then the last one to finish eats it.
Hey man did you have an irish hot plate last night?
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Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.
In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.
by Smack talker Skywalker March 17, 2017
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irish gravy

The result of a shart
There was some Irish gravy in a pint glass I guess someone started in it
by Yannicks puzzle January 29, 2021
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Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably smarter than people named 'Matt'.
Matt: "My opinions are wrong. Luckily there is an Irish Chalupa to point it out."
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Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably more intelligent than people named 'Matt'.
Matt: All my opinions are trash. Luckily there's an Irish Chalupa to point that out.
by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 04, 2024
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