alabama rainforest

when ur sister chokeholds you and urinates in your mouth.

colin: omg sam i cant breathe
sam: have some hydration
colin: oh no im a victim of the alabama rainforest.

by alabamerrainforester August 6, 2022

Alabama hot pocket

Taking a mean shit in her pussy.

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!

by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019

Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.

I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.

by Noah666999 October 18, 2019

Alabama Hotpocket

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.

I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.

by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019

Alabama Rat

When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.

That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama Roadrunner

when your sister wants to suck your dick so she puts on thong and running cleats. Then persuades you by fallowing her into her room. Then she runs of the dick and balls. Once she has finished that she will lick up all the blood and make you cumbust all over

Yo i just got finished doing the alabama roadrunner

by the alabamah roadrunner November 21, 2021

Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 1, 2021