Zach

An incredibly fine specimen. Eyes that are so deep you will die by staring at them. Oh so sexy and such a hunky hot handsome boy. Can attract any gender in an instant. Everyone drools over him.
Can be used to describe someone else, but people called Zach are so f****ng lucky.

“Oh my god! That guy is so f****ng Zach!”
“I swear I met a guy yesterday and he was so Zach.”
“OMG! Zach’s here, i’m drooling!”

by writer4231 January 6, 2020

zach

Very annoying. Likes to put bikes up his ass and sits on social media all day.

Person 1: how is that guy walking with a bike up his bummy
Person 2: well its name is Zach

Person 1: ohhh haha yeah I see he's always online

by Stanky Stanley January 7, 2020

Zach

A cocky boy who has no reason to be cocky, who believes every girl wants him when in reality no one wants him.

"Wow does that boy actually think he has a chance with me?"
"he must be a total zach to actually think that"

by moerad December 29, 2009

zach

Lying, cheating, sleazy total man whore with a tiny dick who plays every woman he comes into contact with. Watch out for zach. He will fool you into him being a total gentleman, but in reality zach is a mean, abusive asshole whole likes to beat his women. A zach is a total scumbag and user.

my ex boyfriend is such a zach

by Dayna Spohia February 15, 2015

Zach

An egotistical faggot high school junior who lies to girls, fails at preforming sexual acts, and refuses to date freshmen. Comes off as a big flirt, and only wants in girls' pants. He puffs his chest out when he walks to masturbate his ego even more, and wears the same hideous shorts every day. Often play unmanly sports like lacrosse instead of a more physical contact sport.

Although his taste for music is fantastic, do not let this or his looks lure you in. His personality portrays a whole different person once you get to know the real Zach.

Hi I'm Zach and I'm definitely better than anyone else is this building!

Hey I'm Zach. When I wear a sports jersey or any of my assorted Hollister shirts, I puff out my chest!

by stoptheloveitkillsme April 14, 2010

Zach

A piece of shit friend who will abandon you in a second, stares at girls like a dick, and hurts everyone around them.

Man Zach is looking at her ass again, what a Zach move

Stop looking at her, your pulling a Zach!

by WaffleMaster408 November 9, 2019

Zach

A Small white boy with rosey cheeks and a bubbly laugh. Picture a chipmunk, but take away the fur, and you have a Zach. Good served in butter with a side of home fries. Worth a good five dollars on the black market, except when served in nugget form.

Go into your back yard and shave a chipmunk and you will know what Zach looks like. No other example needed. chipmunk delicious cute

by TheVoice611 March 17, 2013