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Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area
I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023
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12 year old

A person that isn't 13 yet. Even though they might be better than you at some things, they're 12 and not 13 so you can make fun of them. They're 12 and not a teen and you can have fun with that anytime you want.
12 year old: Hey, wanna watch a movie?
Teen: Dude, it's PG-13...
12 year old: But-
Teen: 12 YEAR OLD, HAHA!
by Da Interwebz January 29, 2015
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8 Year Old

An 8 Year Old Is A Type Of Kid That Is Spoiled And Tries Getting An Ugly Girlfriend At A Young Age And Watches Cringe Minecraft And Fortnite Animations 24/7 And Tries Imitating Squid Game And Swears At Others And Complains At Their Parents That The Person They Sweared At Called Them A Bad Word And Trouble Starts They Are Very Annoying And Hated They Are Basically Satan In Disguise.
Alex : HEY UGLIES!
Kevin And Ryan : Stop Being An 8 Year Old Alex.
by Rekt_boi4269 November 24, 2021
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95 year old

A 95 year old is a big fat fucking pedophile and he will dm your girlfriend

and rape her in your van
95 YEAR OLD: Hey little girl can I come over
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?
by Kurbly February 22, 2019
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12 year old

Someone who says things like "L" "Ratio" "you fell off" and thinks people take them as a human being... they're not .. kill them all
12 year old: Ratio+L

Me: kill yourself stupid 12 year old you aint a human
by BrotImWeltraum April 15, 2022
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14 year old's

14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth, any names with cheese, numbers, ROBLOX characters, Memes are considered gay.
14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth because they're 14.
by Dawnshea July 6, 2020
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15 year old dating a 12 year old

A stupid fucking dick head this person most likely male treats u bad and takes advantage of u if ur this 12 year old leav him it’s not worth it
Wow ur a 15 year old dating a 12 year old that’s disgusting
by Dbbsjskssjdh November 29, 2022
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